Aaargh! Avast, me mateys!! Walk the plank! Scurvy dogs! Ok. There you go. It's out of the bag. I'm a closet pirate...and today is TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. Let's all give it a try! It's fun, it's safe, let's go!
Yar! Yo ho ho and a bottle of tums! (Ok, I'm nearly a middle aged pirate, har har)